DISQUS

odd time signatures: What’s Your Ideal Pet?

  • Denise · 3 years ago
    Ha I did take that quiz on May 19 at 11:55 am ET to be exact. My ideal pet is a fish. TW also took it, on May 19 at 11:37am and her ideal pet is a big dog. I guess I should feel lucky that we only got Elvis and not one of those huge dogs outside of Petsmart.

    I am not feeling lucky. At all. F....!
  • Joel Sax · 3 years ago
    My cats are very unhappy with this attempt by a DOG to embezzle some of the love which is rightfully their's. They have asked me to request a sanction against your site (I have refused to do so) and enact an embargo preventing your DOG from eating any catfood which could have gone to them. I did say that in the latter instance I probably could get some kind of promise from you that you would not feed your DOG cat food. They are appeased by this and by the catnip I gave them. I do warn you that if your DOG should show up near us, they will be forced to scratch its nose and pee in your flowers.

    Please do not say that any kind of DOG may be taken and/or substituted for a cat. Bast listens to everything and will punish you in the afterlife if you do not repent this grievous sin. ;)